So I had some friends over on senior ditch day, and we watched the original Wicker Man, followed by some weird, random lesbian movie on netflix called “High Art” with Ally Sheedy.

My friends were wondering why there wasn’t an ass load of sexy-sex scenes.

So in my dorky gayness, I gushed and sputtered out (something along these lines): “Lesbians are emotional! They have to build the relationship and tension between each other! They’re both unsure of themselves!!! Look at their body language!” Not to say that lesbians aren’t horny though…because they’re total animals.

I thought the blonde girl in the movie was cute, and did some research (ha) today and found out that she was the mom in Silent Hill.

Cool, useless information.